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Nursery Rhyme: My eyes are dim I can not see


My eyes are dim I can not see,
I have not brought my specs with me,
I left them in the lavatry.
(Chorus)

There were eggs, eggs that gae ya bandy legs,
in the store, in the store,
There were eggs, eggs that gae ya bandy legs,
In the quater masters store.
(chorus)

There were chips, chips as big as battle ships,
In the store, in the store,
There were chips, chips as big as battle ships,
In the quater masters store.
(chorus)

There was gravy, gravy enough to sink the navy,
In the store, in the store
There was gravy, gravy enough to sink the navy,
In the quater masters store.
(chorus)

There was beer, beer that gav ya diarhea
In the store, in the store
There was beer, beer that gav ya diarhea
In the quater masters store
(chorus)

There were pies, pies that gave ya loopie eyes
In the store, in the store
There were pies, pies that gave ya loopie eyes
In the quater masters store
(chorus)

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