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Nursery Rhyme: Grannies and Grandpas
Grandfather, grandfather, show your delight,
In comes Betty all in white;
White shoes and stockings, white curly hair,
Isn't she a pretty girl to take to the fair?
Come up an' see yer grannie,
Come up an' see her noo,
Come up an' see yer grannie,
Cos she's all bran' new.
She's got a broken table ,
A chair without a back,
A door without a handle
And a window with a crack.
Old Uncle Luke, he thinks he's cute,
But Grandpa's even cuter;
He's ninety-eight and stays out late
With Grandma on her scooter.
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