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Nursery Rhymes from our vast
collection of 100000 children's poems by famous and less famous
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Nursery Rhyme: Oh mah Granny's in the cellar
Oh mah Granny's in the cellar
Ahm surprised ye cannae smell her
Bakin' biscuits on her manky dirty stove
In her eye there is some mattter
It keeps drippin in the batter
And she whistles as the snot rins doon her nose
Gie me that home cookin', home cookin'
Gie me the auld home cookin' every time.
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