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Nursery Rhyme: Where are You Going to my Pretty Maid
'Where are you going to, my pretty maid?' 'I'm going a-milking, sir,' she said. 'May I go with you, my pretty maid?' 'You're kindly welcome, sir,' she said. 'What is your father, my pretty maid?' 'My father's a farmer, sir,' she said. 'What is your fortune, my pretty maid?' 'My face is my fortune, sir,' she said. 'Then I can't marry you, my pretty maid.' 'Nobody asked you, sir,' she said
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