Medusa Island

USA = $0.99 UK = £0.75
Amazon USA  Amazon UK

 Funny Poems Home  | Love Poems   |  Famous Poems  |  Inspirational Poems    |  Funny Posters Robert Burns

 
 Poems Menu

Google
Web  
www.funny-poems.biz
 

 
Poets

Lewis Carroll

Hilaire Belloc

Edward Lear

Marriott Edgar

T. S. Eliot

Alan Alexander Milne

Roald Dahl

Spike Milligan

Shel Silverstein

Edward Gorey

Ogden Nash

Walter de la Mare

Emily Dickinson

X. J. Kennedy

Jack Prelutsky

Poems by category
School Poems
Nursery Rhymes

Funny Rhymes - 1

Funny Rhymes - 2

Funny Rhymes - 3

Funny Rhymes - 4

Funny Rhymes - 5

Funny Rhymes - 6

Funny Rhymes - 7

Funny Rhymes - 8

Funny Rhymes - 9

Funny Rhymes - 10

 

Best Funny Poems

Funny Poem Collection - 1

Funny Poem Collection - 2

Funny Poem Collection - 3

Funny Poem Collection - 4

Funny Poem Collection - 5

Random Funny Poems - 1

Random Funny Poems - 2

Random Funny Poems - 3

Random Funny Poems - 4

Random Funny Poems - 5

Random Funny Poems - 6

Funny Limericks - 1

Funny Limericks - 2

Funny Limericks - 3

Funny Limericks - 4

Funny Limericks - 5

Funny Limericks - 6

 

Poetry Links

 

Our poster stores
cheap posters
sports posters
framed posters
humor posters
model posters
movie posters
 
 Free Diet Plans

 Top Paying Keywords

 Keyword Suggestions

 Everything you want to know about everything!

Work from Home

Free View Webcams

notMensa IQ Tests

Christmas Jokes
World History

Baby Name Chooser

Poker Online

Top 100 Baby Names

Text Links

Online Advertising

Top searches


 

 

Links

 
 
 

A selection of funny Nursery Rhymes from our vast collection of 100000 children's poems by famous and less famous poets - enjoy!

Nursery Rhyme: My Mother


Who fed me from her gentle breast,
And hushed me in her arms to rest,
And on my cheeks sweet kisses prest?
My Mother.

When sleep forsook my open eye
Who was it sang sweet hushaby,
And rocked me that I should not cry?
My Mother.

Who sat and watched my infant head
When sleeping on mt cradle bed,
And tears of sweet affection shed?
My Mother.

When pain and sickness made me cry
Who gazed upon my heavy eye,
And wept for fear that I should die?
My Mother.

Who dressed my doll in clothes so gay,
And taught me pretty how to play,
And minded all I had to say?
My Mother.

Who ran to help me when I fell,
And would some pretty story tell,
Or kiss the place to make it well?
My Mother.

Who taught my infant lips to pray
And love God’s holy book and day,
And walk in wisdom’s pleasant way?
My Mother.

And can I ever cease to be
Affectionate and kind to thee,
Who wast so very kind to me,
My Mother.

Ah, no! the thought I cannot bear,
And if God please my life to spare
I hope I shall reward thy care,
My Mother.

When thou art feeble, old and grey
My healthy arm shall be thy stay,
And I will soothe thy pains away,
My Mother.

And when I see thee hang thy head
'Twill be my turn to watch thy bed,
And tears of sweet affection shed.
My Mother.

<-- Previous     |     Next -->

 


If you liked My Mother then check out our other great funny poems:

 

More Funny Poems