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A selection of funny Nursery Rhymes from our vast collection of 100000 children's poems by famous and less famous poets - enjoy!

Nursery Rhyme: There Was a Frog


There was a frog lived in a well,
Kitty alone, Kitty alone;
There was a frog lived in a well,
Kitty alone and I.

The frog he would a-wooing ride;
Kitty alone, Kitty alone;
The frog he would a-wooing ride.
Cock me cary, Kitty alone.

He rode till he came to My Lady Mouse Hall,
Kitty alone, Kitty alone;
He rode till he came to My Lady Mouse Hall,
And there he did both knock and call.
Cock me cary, Kitty alone.

Quoth he, Miss Mouse, I'm come to thee,
Kitty alone, Kitty alone;
Quoth he, Miss Mouse, I'm come to thee
To see if thou canst fancy me,
Cock me cary, Kitty alone.

Quoth she, Answer I'll give you none,
Kitty alone, Kitty alone;
Quoth she, Answer I'll give you none
Until my Uncle Rat comes home.
Cock me cary, Kitty alone.

And when her Uncle Rat came home,
Kitty alone, Kitty alone;
And when her Uncle Rat came home:
Whos been here since I've been gone?
Cock me cary, Kitty alone.

Sir, there's been a worthy gentleman,
Kitty alone, Kitty alone;
Sir there's been a worthy gentleman
That's been here since you've been gone
Cock me cary, Kitty alone.

The frog he came whistling through the brook,
Kitty alone, Kitty alone;
The frog he came whistling through the brook,
And there he met with a dainty duck.
Cock me cary, Kitty alone.

This duck she swallowed him up with a cluck,
Kitty alone, Kitty alone;
This duck she swallowed him up with a cluck,
So there's an end of my history book.
Kitty alone and I.

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