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A selection of funny
Nursery Rhymes from our vast
collection of 100000 children's poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy!
Nursery Rhyme: The Bumble Bee
You better not fool with a Bumblebee!
Ef you don't think they can sting - you'll see!
They're lazy to look at, an' kindo' go
Buzzin' an' bumin' aroun' so slow,
An' ac' so slouchy an' all fagged out,
Danglin' their legs as they drone about
The hollyhawks 'at they can't climb in
'Ithout ist a-tumblin-un out agin!
Wunst I watched one climb clean 'way
In a jim'son-blossom, I did, one day,
An' I ist grabbed it - an' nen let go
An' 'O oh-ooh! Honey! I tole ye so!'
Says The Raggedy Man; an' he ist run
An' pullt out the stinger, an' don't laugh none,
An' says: 'They has ben folks, I guess,
'At thought I wuz predjudust, more er less,
Yit I still muntain 'at a Bumblebee
Wears out his welcome too quick fer me!'
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