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Nursery Rhyme: Jack Sprat
Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
And so betwixt the two of them
They licked the platter clean
Jack ate all the lean,
Joan ate all the fat.
The bone they picked it clean,
Then gave it to the cat
Jack Sprat was wheeling,
His wife by the ditch.
The barrow turned over,
And in she did pitch.
Says Jack, She'll be drowned!
But Joan did reply,
I don't think I shall,
For the ditch is quite dry..
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