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A selection of funny
Nursery Rhymes from our vast
collection of 100000 children's poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy!
Nursery Rhyme: The Wise Little Pig
Where are you going to, you little pig?
'I'm leaving my mother, I'm growing so big!'
So big, you young pig.
So young, so big!
What! leaving your mother, you foolish young pig?
Where are you going to, you little pig?
'I've got a new spade, and I'm going to dig!'
To dig, little pig!
A little pig dig!
Well, I never saw a pig with a spade, that could dig!
Where are you going to, you little pig?
'Why I'm going to have a nice ride in a gig!'
In a gig, little pig!
What! a pig in a gig!
Well, I never yet saw a pig ride in a gig!
Where are you going, you little pig?
'I'm going to the barber's to buy me a wig.'
A wig, little pig!
A pig in a wig!
Why, whoever before saw a pig in a wig?
Where are you going, you little pig?
'I'm going to the ball to dance a fine jig!'
A jig, little pig!
A pig dance a jig!
Well, I never before saw a pig dance a jig!
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