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Mother And Babe by Walt Whitman

I see the sleeping babe, nestling the breast of its mother;
The sleeping mother and babe--hush'd, I study them long and long.


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There was an Old Man with a poker by Edward Lear

There was an Old Man with a poker,
Who painted his face with red oker;
When they said, 'You're a Guy!'
He made no reply,
But knocked them all down with his poker.


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My Picture-Callery by Walt Whitman

In a little house keep I pictures suspended, it is not a fix'd house,
It is round, it is only a few inches from one side to the other;
Yet behold, it has room for all the shows of the world, all memories?
Here the tableaus of life, and here the groupings of death;
Here, do you know this? this is cicerone himself,
With finger rais'd he points to the prodigal pictures


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By Broad Potomac's Shore by Walt Whitman

By broad Potomac's shore--again, old tongue!
(Still uttering--still ejaculating--canst never cease this babble?)
Again, old heart so gay--again to you, your sense, the full flush
spring returning;
Again the freshness and the odors--again Virginia's summer sky,
pellucid blue and silver,
Again the forenoon purple of the hills,
Again the deathless grass, so noiseless, soft and green,
Again the blood-red roses blooming.


Perfume this book of mine, O blood-red roses!
Lave subtly with your waters every line, Potomac!
Give me of you, O spring, before I close, to put between its
pages!
O forenoon purple of the hills, before I close, of you!
O smiling earth--O summer sun, give me of you!
O deathless grass, of you!



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