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Thought - 7 by Walt Whitman
As I sit with others, at a great feast, suddenly, while the music is playing, To my mind, (whence it comes I know not,) spectral, in mist, of a wreck at sea; Of certain ships--how they sail from port with flying streamers, and wafted kisses--and that is the last of them! Of the solemn and murky mystery about the fate of the President; Of the flower of the marine science of fifty generations, founder'd off the Northeast coast, and going down--Of the steamship Arctic going down, Of the veil'd tableau--Women gather'd together on deck, pale, heroic, waiting the moment that draws so close--O the moment! A huge sob--A few bubbles--the white foam spirting up--And then the women gone, Sinking there, while the passionless wet flows on--And I now pondering, Are those women indeed gone? Are Souls drown'd and destroy'd so? Is only matter triumphant?
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There was an Old Person of Hurst by Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Hurst, Who drank when he was not athirst; When they said, 'You'll grow fatter,' He answered, 'What matter?' That globular Person of Hurst.
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There was an Old Man with a beard-2 by Edward Lear
There was an Old Man with a beard, Who sat on a horse when he reared; But they said, 'Never mind! You will fall off behind, You propitious Old Man with a beard!'
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There was an Old Man, on whose nose by Edward Lear
There was an Old Man, on whose nose, Most birds of the air could repose; But they all flew away, At the closing of day, Which relieved that Old Man and his nose.
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