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The Prairie States by Walt Whitman
A newer garden of creation, no primal solitude, Dense, joyous, modern, populous millions, cities and farms, With iron interlaced, composite, tied, many in one, By all the world contributed--freedom's and law's and thrift's society, The crown and teeming paradise, so far, of time's accumulations, To justify the past.
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There was an Young Lady whose bonnet by Edward Lear
There was a Young Lady whose bonnet, Came untied when the birds sate upon it; But she said: 'I don't care! All the birds in the air Are welcome to sit on my bonnet!'
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As I Ponder'd In Silence by Walt Whitman
As I ponder'd in silence, Returning upon my poems, considering, lingering long, A Phantom arose before me, with distrustful aspect, Terrible in beauty, age, and power, The genius of poets of old lands, As to me directing like flame its eyes, With finger pointing to many immortal songs, And menacing voice, What singest thou? it said; Know'st thou not, there is but one theme for ever-enduring bards? And that is the theme of War, the fortune of battles, The making of perfect soldiers?
Be it so, then I answer'd, I too, haughty Shade, also sing war--and a longer and greater one than any, Waged in my book with varying fortune--with flight, advance, and retreat--Victory deferr'd and wavering, (Yet, methinks, certain, or as good as certain, at the last,)--The field the world; For life and death--for the Body, and for the eternal Soul, Lo! too am come, chanting the chant of battles, I, above all, promote brave soldiers.
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As I Watche'd The Ploughman Ploughing by Walt Whitman
As I watch'd the ploughman ploughing, Or the sower sowing in the fields--or the harvester harvesting, I saw there too, O life and death, your analogies: (Life, life is the tillage, and Death is the harvest according.)
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