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Weave In, Weave In, My Hardy Life by Walt Whitman
Weave in! weave in, my hardy life! Weave yet a soldier strong and full, for great campaigns to come; Weave in red blood! weave sinews in, like ropes! the senses, sight weave in! Weave lasting sure! weave day and night the weft, the warp, incessant weave! tire not! (We know not what the use, O life! nor know the aim, the end--nor really aught we know; But know the work, the need goes on, and shall go on--the death- envelop'd march of peace as well as war goes on;) For great campaigns of peace the same, the wiry threads to weave; We know not why or what, yet weave, forever weave.
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The Ox tamer by Walt Whitman
In a faraway northern county, in the placid, pastoral region, Lives my farmer friend, the theme of my recitative, a famous Tamer of Oxen: There they bring him the three-year-olds and the four-year-olds, to break them; He will take the wildest steer in the world, and break him and tame him; He will go, fearless, without any whip, where the young bullock chafes up and down the yard; The bullock's head tosses restless high in the air, with raging eyes; Yet, see you! how soon his rage subsides--how soon this Tamer tames him: See you! on the farms hereabout, a hundred oxen, young and old--and he is the man who has tamed them; They all know him--all are affectionate to him; See you! some are such beautiful animals--so lofty looking! Some are buff color'd--some mottled--one has a white line running along his back--some are brindled, Some have wide flaring horns (a good sign)--See you! the bright hides; See, the two with stars on their foreheads--See, the round bodies and broad backs; See, how straight and square they stand on their legs--See, what fine, sagacious eyes; See, how they watch their Tamer--they wish him near them--how they turn to look after him! What yearning expression! how uneasy they are when he moves away from them: --Now I marvel what it can be he appears to them, (books, politics, poems depart--all else departs;) I confess I envy only his fascination--my silent, illiterate friend, Whom a hundred oxen love, there in his life on farms, In the northern county far, in the placid, pastoral region.
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Portals by Walt Whitman
What are those of the known, but to ascend and enter the Unknown? And what are those of life, but for Death?
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Long I Thought That Knowledge by Walt Whitman
Long I thought that knowledge alone would suffice me--O if I could but obtain knowledge! Then my lands engrossed me--Lands of the prairies, Ohio's land, the southern savannas, engrossed me--For them I would live--I would be their orator; Then I met the examples of old and new heroes--I heard of warriors, sailors, and all dauntless persons--And it seemed to me that I too had it in me to be as dauntless as any--and would be so; And then, to enclose all, it came to me to strike up the songs of the New World--And then I believed my life must be spent in singing; But now take notice, land of the prairies, land of the south savannas, Ohio's land, Take notice, you Kanuck woods--and you Lake Huron--and all that with you roll toward Niagara--and you Niagara also, And you, Californian mountains--That you each and all find somebody else to be your singer of songs, For I can be your singer of songs no longer--One who loves me is jealous of me, and withdraws me from all but love, With the rest I dispense--I sever from what I thought would suffice me, for it does not--it is now empty and tasteless to me, I heed knowledge, and the grandeur of The States, and the example of heroes, no more, I am indifferent to my own songs--I will go with him I love, It is to be enough for us that we are together--We never separate again.
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